The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"

Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!

by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

stinky bumhole

A bum hole that has had a lack of cleaning, could be overgrown with bum hole hair, or just be clogged up with shite. And emits an unpleasant odour.

As Andy bent over I got a wiff of the dirty bastards stinky bumhole .

by WoggleDaGrafter March 29, 2017

stinky butty

Derived in the UK in Bolton, a Stinky Butty is a just a sausage and egg sandwich but because of the smell it produces, it has been named a Stinky Butty.

Man: "A sausage and egg barm please!"
Waitress:"One Stinky Butty!"

by Kiefer Bentley January 3, 2009

Stinky Tent

When a male is getting a blowjob under the covers and he farts under the covers with her.

i gave my girlfriend a stinky tent last night.

by NealJ March 3, 2009

stinky starfish

Another term for butthole, stinky referring to the feces and starfish referring to the hole itself.

Dude I'm all about goin down on a chick, but there's no way im eating out her stinky starfish !

by anonyman June 5, 2016

stinky lou

A stinky lou is when you jerk off into one hand then poop into the other hand then clap as hard as you can.

After watching rent the musical I gave the cast a standing stinky lou.

by rocklobzsta February 28, 2011

Stinky Sailor

When a guy jizzes on a girls face so it looks like she has a white beard and then takes a crap on her shoulder and names it polly.

Did you hear that John gave Brianna a stinky sailor before she went to college?

by W3 December 31, 2008