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The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go
2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is
3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go
2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is
3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters
1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
starbucks by The Conqueror February 29, 2008
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My first and ONLY Starbucks experience:
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
Me: I got a coffee from Starbucks the other day, and then I had to be admitted to the hospital to get that battery acid pumped out of my stomach.
My friend who had never been cursed into having a Starbucks coffee before: Why the fuck did you drink it then if it tasted like that?
Me: Because I thought it was fucking supposed to taste like that. I always heard that it was STRONG.
Her: Hahahahaahahaha!
Me: *punches her in the face then continues groaning about aching stomach*
Starbucks Name
when they spell your name wrong at Starbucks, so you just accept it and go by it forever. Also to keep your identity a secret you don't use your credit card because then you might be accused of identity theft.
Starbucks barista: and your name is?
You: Hannah
(minutes later)
Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!
(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
You: Hannah
(minutes later)
Starbucks barista: passion iced tea for Kiana!
(you thought they said your name when infact they said your Starbucks Name. You take the drink, and the fact that you mumble your name)
Starbucks Name by sunshineyday February 5, 2010
starbucks
The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.
Starbuckets
Starbuckets by Yeobright April 10, 2011