asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou

as-spar-a-who-gives-a-shit-it's-plural-fuck-you
/uh/spare/uh/hoo/givs/a/shit/its/plur/ul/fuk/yu/
n.
the plural form of 'asparagus'

In Veggie Tales, there is a baby asparagus. This seems to imply that his parents, the two taller asparawhogivesashitit'spluralfuckyou had sexual intercourse in order to reproduce. Either that or mitosis.

by liighty December 1, 2020

Bare spurting

A phrase used to put the amount of blood pouring out of your penis into perspective.

Jake: Ayo wagwan i'm bare spurting blood way out my tip my drilla
Tom: Damn g you might wanna get that ting checked out
Jake: Nah g

by Skidmark69 March 5, 2021

puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.

Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'

by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

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