When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.
by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016
Get the Log splittingmug. The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.
by EKP June 24, 2006
Get the The Banana Splitmug. When A Woman splits her legs apart, while a Frozen banana (can be covered in chocolate for a lubricant) is inserted into her vagina. Her Partner then ejaculates her with the frozen banana. The Banana can (and should) be eaten afterwards for a proper Banana Split!
by Mitch m June 28, 2007
Get the Banana Splitmug. 
Stupid My Little Pony who makes an ass out of herself in the My Little Pony movie. Has buck teeth, has inter-species sex, and dances badly.
by BlarneyDood April 25, 2005
Get the Lickety Splitmug. Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.
"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"
by Superman01 July 19, 2009
Get the Split arsemug. When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.
I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.
by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009
Get the Splitting Hairmug.