spinning chicken

someone who sucks at kung fu, and claims her unagi works. even though it dosent.

spinning chicken's kung fu sucks.

by rob stanley July 23, 2008

Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.

by Rew Nelson May 23, 2008

mumble singing

Where someone doesn't use there voice to actually sing. Basically just a slow mumbling quite song.

Golly, it sucks that some songs are "mumble singing" these days.

by 4th Sin June 10, 2019

Slinging the heavy

When a badass mother fucker walks up to a bitch and spits some of his best game. When you know that bitch is good and ready to get on dat dick. Instead of asking "hey u wanna fuck?". U being the pussy pulling badass u are u say "Hey yo bitch! U want to come back to my place so i can sling that heavy to ya!"

Hey yo bitch! Nice to meet u! I'm gunna be the man who is slinging the heavy to ya tonight! (most effective way to use "slinging the heavy")
Those bitches loved it when I was slinging the heavy!
I WAS SLINGING THE HEAVY ALL NIGHT!!

by Heavy Slinger November 22, 2011

web-slingging

when you skeet in your hand and toss it at a chicken head's face.

I slang my web on a bitch. in ya face. in.. ya... FACE.

by john rigby July 11, 2004

Whale Singing

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were Whale Singing all the way back home.

by indysolo August 15, 2014

mud slinging

the act of deficating in your hand and throwing it across the room or corridor in an attempt to pelt some one therefor giving them pink eye

nurse-what could have possibly happend that you could have gotten pink eye

you- i know exactly how! billy-joe was mud slinging at me.

by pootdoodle February 9, 2009