Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

by monopolyex June 7, 2011

planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.

Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.

by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011

Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

spanking the princess

Female Masturbation; equilivent to spanking the monkey

I was totally spanking the princess to Gia last night.

by Ginger Fontaine January 7, 2008

Slacking

When you look at a girl's booty ;)

Ohhhh caught you slacking Daniel

by 6969696969696969696969696969:) December 5, 2019

skanking

Going out with the specific intention of finding women who seem 'easy'.

If a guy doesn't feel in the mood for a challenge he would go skanking; i.e. find the roughest/most willing girl, as an almost guaranteed pull

Ugly griming with intent

Nothing to do with shitty punk rock music

Colin: My girlfriend dumped me last night, I'm feeling really down

DJ: Don't worry mate, we'll go out skanking tonight and find you a cheap and easy lay

by Jonny Beach October 30, 2008