A scale (usually 1-10) by which to judge a woman's beauty. The unit of measure being the likeleyhood or frequency that you will masturbate to fantasies of her.
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Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
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If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
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1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
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