Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face

Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank

by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

Blicky spank

To grab a glock and spank someone with it due to their attitude

Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*

Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”

by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022

Jungle Spank

To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.

Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.

by My way 'til pay day February 26, 2011

google spank

To look up a fact on the internet in order to prove another person wrong.

When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"

by Happy Pilot April 19, 2014

Mobile Spank Bank

Cell phone containing many pictures and/or video used to aid in masturbation.

"My girlfriend just made a deposit into my mobile spank bank."

by DRanged691 June 10, 2009

spankety spank

When you smack a girl's ass repeatedly.

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.

by Maggot666 February 17, 2005