Sonic Cult

A very good site for Sonic the Hedgehog fans. Often on the recieving end of abuse because people are too stupid to read the hugeass "Warning, this is liable to offend" notice on the first page.

Sonic Cult can do this shit because they are better than you.

by YK July 11, 2004

sonic cult

The only place I've seen on the internet where a large number of people made a comment on a picture of a muffin...

Myuutsuu> omg did u c all those fags comment on a muffin on Sonic CuLT?
Woosh> Yeah dude.. my penis is huge.
Myuutsuu> I wasn't talking about your penis :(

by Woosh June 1, 2004

Sonia

A Trickass Scrubface. This girl is a badass, but also thinks she's slightly tougher than she actually is, and will show this feature of hers by calling a person names such as gay or fag. Verrrrrry Pretty, but be careful if flirting for she's known to call you out with no hesitation. Getting to know her would be a good choice overall (:

Sonia Herrera is such a trick, but she's a fuckin' G too.

by LikeABoss16 October 10, 2011

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie

Pile of shit movie that gets edits of Sonic made that are somehow even shittier even though the official design is about as low as it gets.

Sonic Fan on Twitter #9,872: Oh my god bro look at my Sonic the Hedgehog Movie edit ehhee it's so good!
20% of the Rational Sonic Fanbase: No that looks like a starving african child with a watermelon head.

by OwMyBodyHurt May 12, 2019

Dark Sonic

Dark Sonic is one of Sonic the hedgehog's super forms. Dark Sonic is filled with anger and rage. Dark Sonic will completely obliterate everything in his way. Dark Sonic turns Sonic to an extremely dark shade of blue, and his eyes become completely whited out. You don not want to mess with Sonic, or he may just become Dark Sonic and destroy you.

After seeing Chris passed out and seeing Cosmo completely terrified, Sonic became enraged and turned into Dark Sonic.

by TheBlueHedgehog October 26, 2015

sonic pollution

noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)

no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!

supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!

sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!

those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!

sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!

by michael foolsley September 15, 2012

sonicry

Sonicry /'sɒnɪkri/

A type of internet addiction disorder that has an ever increasing chance to occur as you get older and realize the meaninglessness of life. It commonly manifests during prolonged wasting of time on popular video sharing sites like YouTube. It is described as an inability to watch videos on normal speed but instead on the maximum speed because you just "Gotta Go Fast". It is named after the popular video game character sonic the Hedgehog.

"I'm suffering from a severe case of sonicry, yesterday I watched the whole 60 minutes episode in 30 minutes!"

"Dude, have you heard what happened to John? He read Nietszche's Thus spoke Zarathustra and now he's suffering from sonicry. He watched the whole wowcrendor's wow leveling series in 2 days."

by zardozz May 29, 2017