slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags

DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

Snowbird

Snowbird is a ski/snowboard mountain near Salt Lake City, Utah. It has some of the best snow the United States has to offer.

i just spent 6 hours watching warren miller movies to get pumped up for my trip to Snowbird next week.

by Kevin O' Shea October 10, 2005

Snowball Fight

You must begin by sitting in a circle with several other men, and furiously masturbating to produce a large quantity of sperm. After each man has a load in his hand, they begin throwing it at each other until there is nothing left to throw.

I can't believe we had that Snowball Fight last night. Now my room is covered with jizz.

by bdacanay October 1, 2010

Snowboating

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.

Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!

by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018

Slowbody

A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.

I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

Showbone

When a television show is so good it gives you an erection.

The season finale of Dexter gave me a raging showbone.

by loldongs34 February 1, 2010

SnowballPorter

Porter mixed with cum, being traded back and forth between two or more persons mouths.

Have you tried the SnowballPorter? It's exquisite!

by Zamurai March 23, 2011