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Ghost snot

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.
Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"
Ghost snot by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005
Related Words

Dick Snot 

Male ejaculant that just needs to be shot out ASAP.
After suffering with blue balls for at least 3 hours, Jennie came over and pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon thus spraying my dick snot all over her succulent breasts.
Dick Snot by Pepper November 2, 2004

Alabama Snot Rocket 

The act of ejaculating into a girls nose, then waiting for her to sneeze it back into your mouth.
Last night I tried my first Alabama snot rocket and I can still taste the exquisite flavor combo!

pot snot 

n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.
"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.

"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.

"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.
pot snot by Jace R. April 13, 2007
Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.
Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.
road snot by Dwayne October 2, 2004

White snot surprise 

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.
Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!
White snot surprise by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009