pole smoker

A nickname for a gay male because he loves to suck dick.

Ted: Hey Tommy you ole pole smoker you...
Tommy: Why? You looking to get your pole smoked or what?

gay fellatio

by TheBigCanucklehead March 27, 2015

right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

Smoke Cock

Smoking Cock was defined as 1000 times gayer than sucking cock by one of the most respected Counter Strike Source players Nigga Jones.

Do you smoke cock all day?

by potato chips August 4, 2009

smoke up

verb. (trans.) to share cannabis with one or more people

"Hey, we smoke brad up all the time but he never buys-it's bullshit!"

by Ganja Man June 18, 2005

Smoke Two Joints

1) A really good song by the punk-reggae band Sublime.

2) Literally smoking two joints at the same time or one after the other.

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two? Well, the other two were female. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes...reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.

by Mikitira September 5, 2008

smoke eater

The term "smoke eater" is commonly used to refer to a firefighter.

Firefighters are smoke eaters.

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

smoke show

A word used to describe a sereously hot girl (must not be overused and abused on medeocarly hot woman!)

"Man that girl is a fucking smoke show!"

by Laurier Little House B3 January 3, 2005