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Skitalés 

A term for an egotistical, self-centered, rude, skeevy, cheap-ass little shit-head. Must be pronounced "SKEE - tah - lace", as opposed to a correct Spanish pronunciation.
Person1: He took the piece that I used to perform and do well with last year to ensure his own success. He even performed it exactly as I did.
Person2: What a little skitalés...
Skitalés by Chavz July 21, 2007

Skittle pocket 

(Noun) A slang term for vagina; typically used by men who are describing what life would be like if they had a vagina.
Girl 1: I would love to have a penis. Life would be so much easier.

Guy 1: if I had a vagina I'd store things in it.

Guy 2: yeah man, I'd keep skittles in mine.

Guy 3: It'd be a skittle pocket!

Girl 2: you can't put skittles in there. They'd fall out!

Girl 1: and you'd get a terrible yeast infection.

Guy 1: then I'd install a zipper!

Guy 2: and at least I'd always have skittles on me!

Guy 3: SKITTLE POCKET!

Skittle Gang 

The famous gang that kidnapped 6ix9ine,they took out his teeth and replaced them with skittles
Skittle Gang tried to force skittles down my throat last night
Skittle Gang by lilSKit May 27, 2020

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone
Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!
skeezer skittle by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

skittlepop 

something you call the person youre in love with
lydia is my little skittlepop!
skittlepop by jackson grey February 20, 2008

Home skittle 

A way to call a sweet girl your home skillet: to let her know you'll be there for her with your Chuck Norris Skills anyday.
Yo Leena lena, I got your back home skittle, I'll bring you clean shorts if your fart ever fails ya. Fro sure.
Home skittle by BongoChongo September 28, 2008