Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard

Look at that shovel kid over there..

by going to hell May 2, 2005

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Dip Shovel

A person or object with no value in itself and is only useful by giving you access to something else.

Mary is such a dip shovel; I would break up with her if she didn't give me free tickets to the movies...

by DonofrioGirl December 28, 2011

shovel

date,significant other,

"Shovel and Spit can get the hell out of my domicile."

"Loving shovel spoonful."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress

*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"

by ViperUrban June 6, 2024

Shoveling

(Verb) the use of excessively long nails when pleasuring a female.

The act of fingering oneself/ someone with long fingernails.

Females masturbation with fake nails

When my chick pleasures herself, she uses just the nail tips.. she be shoveling. That deep itch.

by Phobia12 June 12, 2018