Shoveled

To take credit for something you obviously didn't do.

Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?

alt:
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.

Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger

by anonymous January 16, 2021

within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”

by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Booger Shovel

Another name for a fingernail

Get that booger shovel out of your nose before you stab yourself in the brain.

by Jackal 187 February 10, 2021

Shovel

Shovel is used when you are really hapy for someone/something. Synonyms: amazing, awesome, cool.

Annie: You won't believe this. Brian asked me out!
Caleb: Shovel! You two look cute together.

by Pandora's Definition Box February 17, 2021

clear shovel

A plastic shovel that is transparent or translucent in appearance, instead of a solid plastic color or made of some other material entirely, such as metal.

Josie could have bought a normal-colored shovel but for reasons we will never know, decided to buy a clear shovel instead. Unbelievable.

by shoomit February 23, 2021

Junk Shoveling

the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.

Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.

by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022