Shemped

Tuning in to the Three Stooges, and getting Shemp instead of Curly, disappointment, getting ripped off, remourse. Shitty, cheap, crappy.

Dude one: "Wow this pizza sucks."
Dude two: "Yeah we got shemped."

Dude one: "I think I bought bag of oregano, this is not weed."
Dude two: "You fucktard, you got shemped."

by Dark Doom April 5, 2011

shamplop

Verb: to accidentally dispense too much shampoo for the amount of hair you actually have. Most commonly done after a recent, extreme haircut.

Noun: the giant, wasteful glob itself.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

shampooist

A person of any ethnicity who shampoos at a salon and is under appreciated.

I am Nicholas and I am a professional shampooist.

by Blueforyou February 21, 2012

Shampoo Dick

When you nut the shampoo out of your dick, that you used instead of lube.causes rare skin diseases and dick falling

Timothy died this morning after diagnosed with Shampoo dick.

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 May 14, 2019

shampoo.shawty

shampoo.shawty is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met, they’ve dealt with all my nonsense for 6 years and they’ve never left my side and they are such a sweet and kind person

“hey you know shampoo.shawty?” “ofc i do they’re one of my closest friend!”

by sophii!! May 24, 2021

Laundry Shampoo

Laundry detergent

Tide is a type of Laundry Shampoo

by JaZie April 24, 2010

Shampoo After Effect

When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.

I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!

by anonymous January 1, 2005