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fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

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Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."
by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006
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Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.
My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.
by Silverback757 October 21, 2011
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Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with
"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."
by Aoi Leann May 13, 2005
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tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.
DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!
by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007
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Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.
I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!
by Tracyusa August 18, 2010
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Shaved the Goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.
Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .
by Robyso May 25, 2006
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