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scootermobile

Wow!!! That's a super fast scootermobile!
by LadyBug2009 September 27, 2013
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scrotterboatard

1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.

3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.

4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.

5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.

6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.

7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.

8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"

General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"

Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"

General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"

2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"

Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"

Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"

Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"

Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"

Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
by mooroobool November 16, 2013
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Scrooger

A Really mean or stingey person who doesn't like to share often
My brother is such a scrooger. He won't let me play COD with him
by xX_COD_TRYHARD_Xx March 31, 2015
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Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast
You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas
by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016
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Scooter-Wrist

Terrible disease caused by being a rich tourist in Thailand, renting a scooter and flooring it for too long.

Symptoms include having troubling pains during masturbation.
"Papi, pls i cant lift the wud with my bad scooter-wrist.
by scuterfriendly69 May 9, 2016
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scroopers

A gravity bong hit with wax infused in the herb.
Anthony: paley wanna hit some scroopers?
Paley: no thanks man they get me way too high
by darth nator September 11, 2016
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Scroterboating

Similar to motor boating breasts but, happening to the nutsack instead.
Martin: What are you doing?
Thomas: I am gonna give you something.
Martin: W-What?! My pants!
Thomas: This is called Scroterboating
*Thomas motorboats Martin's nuts.*
by D0CT0R LEM0N March 31, 2017
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