scratcher

A witty, informative and urbane internet forum member, who brings light to dark days and joy to the banal and bored.

Oh great, another 'scratcher' posting to cheeer me up!

by No Expert July 1, 2004

scratch.mit.edu

it's a website where loads of 9 year olds say things like "f4f bra" or "im reporting you 4 bein mean to me"
the actual website isn't bad, it's just the people who use it. people who use it are known as 'scratchers' and if you're a n00b then you're a 'new scratcher' if you manage to leave the site without being mentally scarred then I respect you.

Player 1: Hey! Did you hear of scratch.mit.edu?
Player 2: Don't talk about it. You'll never come out alive
Player 3: I heard...that the scratch team ban you for saying the word 'stupid'
Players 1 & 2 & 3: *shudders*

by Diavi January 1, 2017

cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

by humanfatw June 17, 2010

scituates finest

scituate is so immature-fighting over which stds what 9 year old has.

urban dictionary.com and scituates finest is the new gossip among scituate-how amusing. NOT

by me January 25, 2005

Scratcher

Adjective: The corporate Dog Fucker at work. You know, the guy who wastes time, fucks up stuff, stands around and scratches himself, and basically makes everyones life harder at work because he hates his job so he's not going to do anything that helps someone else. A very negative term.

That Scratcher Paul is never ready when I go to pick him up in the morning.

by DonnieLee August 6, 2006

schitz

you call someone a schitz if u you think the person suffers from a case of schitzophrenia. this disease is when a person see's and/or hears people who either dont exist or are not with them or communicating with them in anyway.

i think herman is a schitz...he is saying i talked to him on the phone last night and i didnt talk to him at all last night.
that person is talkin to air....probaly a dumb schitz.

by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

scratch the patch

Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.

Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.

by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004