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a small beach town on the south coast of mass. Pretty much a town of irish people that drink and have a fishing problem. Also known as the "irish riviera"
Let's go to scituate and drink
by nak April 03, 2005
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Scituate is defined by three things,
weed, Sublime and ska.
Almost everyone in Scituate enjoys weed, Sublime and ska.

The most ghetto out of nearby towns, including Cohasset, Hingham, and Norwell, but that rank has been recently threatened by the removal of the alley, Mousey being sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, and the lack of good marijuana. But we all know Scituate will always hold it's place.

A lot of Scituate enjoys a plethora of drugs and drinks quite heavily.
Drinking has gone to the point of parent's giving their children alcohol.

This wonderful seaside town has a variety of fabulous musicians,
who never cease to keep coming up from Gates to the highschool after an Open Mic or two.

Most parents think that Scituate is such a small town,
they'll know if their kids are up to no good.
But no, not at all. You're idiots.

A well known hang out is the laundromat, Superwash. If it's raining, you're cold or bored shitless, you can almost always sit in this haven of pink tiles and views of anyone who walks by or parks in Cole Parkway.

There is a man that goes by the name of Mousey.
Mousey enjoys wearing sketchy brown coats, sunglasses, being homeless and chain smoking on curbs for hours. He also enjoys drinking to the point of being sent to the hospital one night during the carnival.

Every summer, the carnival is set up in the harbor, and this is usually the best time of the year. Getting high and going on a ride is one of the best times of your life, guaranteed, and a very followed tradition.

Everyone loves buffalo chicken calzone, and they get it at Cosmo's.
"Let's go smoke a bowl at Paratchi."
"Let's go smoke a bowl in the harbor."
"Let's go get drizzzzzzed."
"Mousey smoked weed with Van Morrison."
"Scituate actually gets it's ass kicked in ghettoness by Hull, but we pwn everyone else."
by fetuss; August 08, 2008
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a town located in the south shore of massachusetts where every night is one including orgys, booze, and other illegal drugs. the girls don't know how to close their legs and the boys are scum bags who use this to their advantage.
Boy 1: I haven't gotten laid in a while, maybe I will go to scituate!

Boy 2: Yea man, I got a girl drunk the other nite and when she was passed out I nailed her!
by wantsex? December 19, 2004
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small beach town filled with townies and drunks. one example is saying dauphinee dooood! kids like that think theyre cooler than the rest and often act as if they are more impaired than they really are. weed is rolled in blunts and fleishmans comes by the boatload. during the summer adolescents spend their valuable time getting fahked up! and slamming all the clam they come into contact with. girls around here often get arrested before the age of 18
scituate drunks, stoners, townies, paraphenelia
by Bconnoley April 15, 2010
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a small coastal town in easter massachusetts. basically consist of nice houses, preps, stoner emo's, and wiggers. nobody knows how to shut the fuck up, and people are constantley complaining. i live here.
i hate living in scituate

scituate is such a suburbia

scituate is full of pot heads
by Sassymae March 25, 2005
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As previously stated, Scituate is full of whiny assholes. Also potheads. Alot of poser ass nikkas who substitute the word nigger with the word nikka, so their whiny ass peers dont call them a racist. Most scituate middle schoolers love to pick fights on facebook, but will never approach you in person. Highschoolers love to talk all gangster whilist they study for their A+'s. The girls are all sluts. Scituate is basically divided into 3 groups, the first being white students trying a little too hard to be ghetto, the second being hipsters trying a little too hard to be different and the third would be potheads trying a little too hard to be have that 'stoner' look. The school system sucks, and scituate is a pretty diverse WHITE town. meaning you will see all types of freaks, goths, jocks, nerds, stoners, scene, emo preps, rednecks, and dumbasses. The students body is divided into social class as follows: 60% middle class, 20% lower class, 20% upper class. Scituate is a boring town, where not much happens in person. Everyone in scituate LOVES to hide behind a computer.
First Example:
Facebook -
Scituate Kid = Eyy fuckkerrr donttt sayy shitttt tooo myyy bitchh;; nikka.

Me: Learn to spell you illiterate fuck. I said "hi" to your 'girl.'

Scituate Kid = Ughhh i can spelllll bitchhhhh, stfuu before i kick your ass.

Me: Okay kid, whatever. Ill fight you, where you want to meet?

Scituate Kid = Ummmmm...... Nvm I got madddd shit to do mannnn too bussyyy.

Me: Okay tomorrow, town square at 5.

Scituate Kid = My mommm wont take meeeee.

Me: Fuck you.

Scituate Kid = My moms looking at the screen, dont swear please. dont hurt me! bye. (i want your cock)

Me: Uh. Bye? (WTF)
by Your Mom < 3 July 28, 2010
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A small town in south shore, MA. Everyone who lives here either complains about their oh-so-terrible suburban middle-upper class lives or are too stone to give a fuck. All the girls look, dress, and act the same (not to mention date/fuck all the same guys) with ridiculous muffin tops that no one wants to see, and all the boys are douchebags who couldn't care less. All the towns surrounding it spend their time making fun of the slutty and wannabe-black kids here, which they have all the reason to, seeing as that's pretty much the population. It's an all white town, with maybe 5 real black people living in the town, and everyone thinks they are so hardcore because instead of studying for the test they're out drinking one beer and pretending they're wasted. Formspring and Facebook are their homelands; everyone here LOVES to hide behind a computer. If you need further explanation, also see loser, slut, wannabe, and wigger.
I'm bored.
Me too. Hey, we should go down to Scituate and get wasted and fuck some of those easy girls!
by Fuck Scituate February 07, 2011
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