Screen-genes

The dry residue of sperm left on the screen of a smartphone or iPad after masturbation.

John was unable to play Fruit Ninja properly because of all the screen-genes.

by brandeberger January 26, 2015

Screen Burn

A permanent discoloration of areas on an electronic display such as a cathode ray tube (CRT) display or computer display monitor or television set caused by cumulative non-uniform usage of the pixels.

Screen Savers are designed to fight of screen burn.

My security camera monitor is screen burned in so much that I can see it even when not powered on.

by FUFULIGHTNING September 22, 2014

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

Screen Vacation

Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.

"It was a lovely screen vacation, I took 2000 photos of the Eiffel Tower."

by thesicks November 24, 2016

screenburnt

The condition people have where they have a hard time focusing their attention, maintaining a face to face conversation, and being alert due to being in front of screens for too long.

Lenny: Hey! Finn! I'm talking to you! What the hell is your problem?!?
Finn: Nothing. I've been listening to you.
Lenny: You're driving!! Remember?!?!
Finn: My bad. I'm screenburnt from staying up late last night and early this morning.

by von groovy September 15, 2017

screebie

A less desirable man or woman. A less than desirable Person ,place or thing

Them girls we seen at stop n go we’re screebie as shit.

Facts ! One of them had on the screebiest shoes I’ve ever seen.

by DatboiP Hood Linx July 6, 2019

screegunk

Literally the greatest person to walk this planet, And if anyone says otherwise, they suffer from BrainRot.

"Hey, have you heard of the funniest person in the world"
"Of course I have, everyone knows him and loves him, ScreeGunk!!"

by ScreeGunk January 27, 2022