Scootered

When you smoke hard and don't get a ringer but get high as hell. The stage before a ringer

Hooollyy faack I'm scootered!!

Hey! You wanna go get fucking scootered ?!

by Enlightened Aura April 15, 2024

Scooter

nickname for Irving Lewis Libby who was the first Jewish person to serve in the President and Vice President's Office at the White House.

Scooter got sent to federal prison, lives in Northern Virginia, and is licensed to practice law in multiple states.

by Coop Dupe January 26, 2020

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

Honey nut scooter

1. Code for sugar daddy
2. Code for baby daddy
3. A cereal who's name was either super thought out or not thought out at all

1. "I heard shaleanlean has a honey nut scooter, and that's why she's so rich"

2. "My honey nut scooter hasn't paid child support since may"
3. Small child: "can I have some honey nut scooters"

Mom to dad:" wtf are you teacher my son Marvin? "

by BobTheBurger November 25, 2016

Scooter Nasty

A woman/man who will do anything to ride on the back of a motorized two wheel vehicle.

"Damn, that scooter nasty chased me a block trying to catch a ride."

by 6XXJohn420SmithXX9 August 1, 2019

Scootered

When you almost get a ringer but not quite but your still just flying high !

Wow I'm fucking scootered !!

by Enlightened Aura April 24, 2024

Scooter

A scooter is someone who is very clueless and retarded and doesn’t ever get what anyone says. That is also why you probably looked up this definition.

Person 1:
“You’re such a scooter!”
Person 2:

“What does that mean?” *looks it up on urban dictionary*

by athena ascending June 9, 2020