The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
Get the i hope you hit your ankle on a scootermug. by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018
Get the Scootermug. by Peter Hung December 31, 2021
Get the scooter pusmug. by Miccck January 24, 2021
Get the Cooter scootermug. Short for electric scooter. These are very underrated portable motor vehicles that come in several different classes. They used to be quite unreliable ten years ago, but now with their improved lithium-ion batteries and powerful electric motors they can attain speeds from 15 miles per hour for entry level models up to a whopping 70 miles per hour for the most expensive, elite models. My personal electric scooter can reach a top speed of 50 miles per hour, and one custom built e-scooter made from carbon fibre hit 80 miles per hour. They can also travel a hella long distance on a single charge of their batteries too, anywhere from 10 miles for entry level models, all the way up to 110 miles for the elite models. This is all in a package that weighs under 100 pounds too, and their small wheels and folding mechanisms allow for great portability. Also, even though their horsepower is less than most 125cc gas scooters, the instant and sheer torque of their motors enables some of them to accelerate to highway speeds in just a few seconds! Popular entry level brands include Gotrax, Swagtron, Hiboy and Ninebot, while fast high quality performance brands include Dualtron, VSETT, Nami and Kaabo.
After picking up a dual motor VSETT 10+ e-scooter, I smoked that 400 pound redneck in his 1990 F-150 off the traffic line.
by R3publican January 13, 2023
Get the E-Scootermug. by le cat obsessed person November 7, 2022
Get the Travis scootermug. by Letz_gabe04 September 11, 2021
Get the Scooteringmug.