Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
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Get the i stole ur cheese mug.Noah Stolish aka skeezy, bonpeezy and ronclee you may see him down the local d’s 6 pack and dogs or you may see him trying to steal your Amazon package off your front porch… regardless of where you see him just know that he is more likely than not high on copious amounts of drugs and armed with stolen guns from dunhams in Monroeville so if you see bon6eezy out and about do not approach him or try to communicate with him find a safe location and call the local authorities
Sir yief: yo you seen Noah Stolish was tryna steal my package I caught him on the ring camera
Dae: damn skee a bum
Dae: damn skee a bum
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Hym "I didn't lie about anything. You stole! You literally tried to steal my soul. You pranced in here an stole what was essentially the Hellraiser cube. Why would you do that? Have you seen Hellraiser? Do you know what happens if you solve the cube? That's why we don't steal things we don't understand."
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