soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006

soggy lightning bolt

male ejaculate, from the zig zag pattern ejaculate takes, once it leaves the penis

"this girl she was goin down on me,
she was really good so i hit her with a thunderstorm of soggy lightning bolts

by bigEnotorEus, C-bizzle November 17, 2003

soggy slushy

during sex on a mountian the male places penis into the snow and shoves it back in the womens vagina causing extreme pain and discomfort

DUUUDE I gave that chick a soggy slushy last time we went to the mountians

by drew4329859432 December 21, 2008

Soggs

A term for a damp and crazy young white woman. Normally originating from southern california. The dampness occurs from rain primarily. A soggs will not sleep in their own bed, and is normally affected greatly by limited amounts of alcohol.

Man Soggs is crazy. Or look at this Soggs she is going crazy.

by BrutherLuther November 26, 2010

Soggy Biscuit

Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.

by Le Zoe May 5, 2005

Soggy Taco

When a man is banging a woman doggy style. He then takes it out spits on her butt and when she looks back at him he sticks it in her vagina and cums which will cause her to become angry.

guy 1: Hey man I was banging this chick last night.

guy 2: How was it?

guy 1: It was great then She got pissed after I gave her a soggy taco

by NsB VELOCITY February 16, 2010

soggy muffin

Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"

Yo Nick, wanna play some soggy muffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?

by arvinUOPdent April 19, 2007