A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 26, 2005
Get the secretary mug.Someone who works in an office and loves to make their job title sound so much more than it really is"
Amy "hey man what sort of job you got"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
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Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
Choz "I'm currently working as a tecnical manager"
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Amy "hey occa you seen what job Choz is doing"
Occa "what you mean the glorified secretary?"
by Zero One 01 May 31, 2007
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She is incredibly smart, but doesnt know it.
Could make all "A"s but is way too lazy to try.
Gorgeous.
Spontaneous.
Hilarious.
Thoughtful.
Independent.
Too ghetto for mickey d's french fries.
Friends with everyone.
All the guys drool at her feet.
Too nice for her own good.
The life of the party.
The coolest girl on the block.
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by shhhhh ;) January 25, 2010
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by Justin G May 12, 2004
Get the Secret Service mug.verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.
"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."
by Can Not July 1, 2005
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I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
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