
A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.
He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.
by wordguy2 April 12, 2010

by Why.wouldn't.I May 5, 2021

G-Real is keeping it a hundred with yourself. Fuck all that other bullshit, here today and gone tomorrow. Keeping it G Real is your religion. Have the upper hand when they try to bring you down. Don’t fall for sucka shit. Be that Pressure , It’s Technique. Make everything personal and never get cold feet. Stay solid , It’s a Go in front for a reason and only the Thurl survives.
by Poland spring October 18, 2019

real note is like the truth; no more games. complete honesty.
on a real note is like saying can we be honest for a minute
on a real note is like saying can we be honest for a minute
by cruel_skies May 30, 2022

by SirUrcela April 21, 2014

The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.
Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
by The Junior Real Ryan October 9, 2011
