Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

wiggly rice

Maggots, just maggots

"Santa, can I please have a bag of wiggly rice for Christmas. I ate some off a piece of chicken and it tasted really good.

by Cat_Spider March 11, 2021

rice car

An automobile, generally of import classification, that is souped up and characterized by use of stickers and decals that do not match any manufacturer of the car, spoilers that look like airplane landing gear, and hideous paintjobs and fart cans. See also rice rocket.

Note: rice cars may be driven by eggs or rice boys. Rice cars are not solely an Asian phenomenon.

"Check out Joe's rice car. He's got Celica lights on that shit, and that's an Acura. Look at that spoiler, too... man, that is the ugliest shit ever."

by raphael February 19, 2003

rice boy

Noun; Youthful Male, Typically Asian, Filipino, or Hispanic rarely Caucasian, often with spiked highlighted hair, sporting wraparound sunglasses, Driving racy little Japanese cars sometimes highly modified but almost always lowered with 'Rally Car-low rider' appearance, engaging in street racing and 'Drifting' A competition wherein the driver takes advantage of the excessive horsepower, lack of rear wheel traction, and the oversteering handling characteristics of his car, to complete a course for points whereby spinning the rear wheels and powersliding the car is the objective.

Riceboy; Rice as in 'Rice burner' Japanese car, 'Boy' as in the drivers of these cars.
A 'Rice Boy' refuels frequently refusing to risk running low.

by Carlos Soto September 20, 2005

Rice Panda

A large hairy homosexual person, of the asian variety; typically seen playing MMORPGs, such as Final Fantasy XI.

Goddamnit guys, those noodle slurping rice pandas just claimed Faffy.

by Gulstaff July 26, 2009

clown the rice

To mess up badly. An unsuccessful attempt.

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.

by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008

getting the rice

Fucking an Asian person.

"Have you been getting the rice since you matched with that Asian girl on Tinder?"

by Blimpicus September 28, 2017