porcelain throne

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

by haymaz April 22, 2004

PURE

1) Meaning that something is opposite of what you just said, said at the end of a sentence
2) can also be said to make something sarcastic

Because your not fat, PURE! - meaning they are fat

by TITFACECUNT January 14, 2010

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006

pure ass essence

The smell of a pure ass smell and for more purity the word essence is added!

That smells like pure ass essence man!

by andezzat April 24, 2010

Porcelain BoyScout

A sexual act involving a toilet a neckerchief and two people in which the person sitting on the toilet receives fillacio from the second person while choking them with a boyscouts neckerchief and deficating simultaniously.

I woke up in jail this morning being told by the officer on duty that I was going to burn in hell for choking a hooker in a subway bathroom with my dew rag. I responded that I was giving her a porcelain boyscout.

by badassmckickass October 1, 2010

pure heart rule

When an action or question, usually directed towards a significant other, is done with the best intentions, there is little for which the one bringing forth the question can be faulted (in theory).

If I bring up how I don't like that my SO follows his ex on Instagram to him with the pure heart rule, I should be fine.

by Zeit_Verschwendung March 31, 2015

Ten Percent Rule

You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.

Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."

by MadScientist404 July 15, 2010