protestantism

A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005

Protestant

Originally kickstarted by Henry VIII who was originally catholic and wanted to divorce his wife (Catherine of Aragon) but the annullment was not allowed by the pope (who was being held prisoner by Charles V of the Holy Roman Empire at the time). After falling for Anne Boleyn king Henry excommunicated himself from the catholic church and a parliamnet act was passed known as the 'act of succession' which put Henry as the head of the church of england, which is to this day officially protestant (although this has alternated between catholisism and protestantism over the centuries and has sparked many feuds between the two religions. Perhaps most notably the gunpowder plot on the houses of parliament and of course the colonisation and 'thourough' by Sir Thomas Wentworth of Northern Ireland which still has massive political repocusions.)

Protesant;
Protestants make up 4% of the world's religions

by Brummie Stu April 18, 2006

animal rights protesters

People that live in cities and have NFI.

- i got faced with a very hard question today
- Who do you hate more Abo's or animal rights protesters?
- i still have no answer

by __Skip__ May 4, 2005

Pint Protector

Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.

I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.

by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009

Boyfriend Protector

Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.

I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.

by greenskill June 6, 2014

Lord Protector

The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.

The name "Lord Protector" was taken by Oliver Cromwell for he was king in all but the name

by Balls out for Bantu September 30, 2016

coochie protector

1) A southern term for the upper or top part of the inner thigh on a female that is larger or has more fat on it then the lower part of the inner thigh.

2) The thicker part of the upper inner thigh on a female that protects the private parts from being seen while wearing a skirt or dress.

saddlebags

Girl, I was checking Facebook while I was on the toilet and dropped my phone. If it wasn't for my coochie protectors my phone would have went right thru my legs and into the toilet.

saddlebags

by Puerto Rican Rose August 20, 2017