Pontoodleoodle

Taking the Glans of the penis and smothering them with cottage cheese to make a sandwich like substance.

Woman: Hey dude! let me try some of that Pontoodleoodle!
Guy: Of course! my pleasure woman.

by TeapNat December 22, 2023

Pontiac Trans Am

The Pontiac Trans Am is a popular merican muscle car that was produced from the 70s until the early 2000s. The car became popular after the release of a show called "Smokey And The Bandit". The Trans Am is driven by the main protagonist in that show. After that, another show released in 1982 called "Knight Rider"(Aka "K2000"). There was a AI operated car named "KITT" which was short for "Knight Industries Two Thousand". After these two TV shows, the car became extremely popular over the years. Production for this car stopped around the early 2000s.

Person 1: Look! It's KITT!

Person 2: No, It's actually called a Pontiac Trans Am.

by Jamilmariam x January 8, 2024

Pontey

Variation of the word pony. Particularly polo ponies - not often used when referring to shetland ponies. Tall, athletic pony. Sleek. Macho vibes. Pronounced: POHNtee or pawntee depending on your preference.

Used to address a male that is regarded as cool. Can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on the context.
Has also become used similarly to "dude" in that the term is not only reserved for males. Anyone that fits the vibe might be called pontey.

My dad is so cool. He's top pontey.

I watch polo for the ponteys.

Hey pontey what's cookin'?

He bosses everyone around like he thinks he's top pontey.

by The Famous Mister Ed January 15, 2024

pontitician

A pontitician is one who is or seeks a political office using false, lofty promises with claims only they can be the ones to provide whatever promise they're making.

My governor is a pontitician because at every election cycle he pontificates during his speeches making grand, important-sounding promises so gullible people vote for him and then, after the election, he ignores what he promises.

by Bmanz January 25, 2024

Ponteland

Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!

‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’

by user282881813 January 26, 2024

Ponteland

Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!

‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’

by user282881813 January 27, 2024

Pontificate

Pontificate means when someone is big into pontoons. Pontoons are a type of boat that people leisurely enjoy.

Mya hates pontificaters. She hates boats.

by Frank✂️ November 12, 2023