poopy parlour

another word for the anus.

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"

by applesandpoop July 14, 2009

pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 25, 2009

poofylicious

Adj: having the quality of extreme poofyness. Fluffy, puffy, and amazingly poofy.

Ever seen that Great Stuff foam in a can? Squirt it on something and watch; it is indeed a poofylicious substance!!

by construction_worker_lady August 26, 2010

Pooby Trap

The act of farting in an enclosed space and then leaving (examples: your car or closet, ). When you or another person returns to the space the fart odor still remains ready to assault the individual as soon as the space is breached. Can be done to yourself without realizing it and intentionally to someone else.

I made the mistake of farting in my car as soon as I parked it. When I came back half an hour later I sprang the pooby trap and fart smell hit me right in the face.

by The Irish Lager November 25, 2010

Poopy Russian

A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.

Dude #1: "Dude, hook me up with a drink! Wait... what's this?"
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."

by EZ-D April 14, 2011

Poopy Faced

When you can see on someones face that they are upset, frustrated, mad, and or just hating life...

Hey Private, don't look so poopy faced, it's just a 7 mile run!

by dc2matthew April 28, 2011

Poopy butt cheeks

It mean when you forget to wipe your butt cheeks

Roman for got to wipe his but cheeks after he went to take a dookey so he had poopy butt cheeks 💩

by Boywood13 October 15, 2017