Black Russian

(Blak•Rə•shen) n. A homemade alcoholic beverage that consists of the cheapest or the second cheapest vodka/toilet water and homemade purple Kool-aid, rendering a mixture that is as ghetto as fried chicken and grape Kool-Aid sippin’ n swangin w/ the dickies shorts Walmart chain necklace wearin loitering and loud domestic abuse situations type lifestyle while at the same time as Russian as chain-smoking and incest while getting beaten by a Bubushka as the local police laugh and place bets on it, then being beaten by the local police shortly after while the bubushka stares at you with disdain and chain-smokes

Homie #1: “Say bruh, u got any Dr. Thunder or Shasta fo’ dis Tilamook?”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”

by Smackbaggot October 17, 2020

Black Russian

A brand of luxury cigarette made by Sobranie but no longer available, at least in the United States. Black Russians were wrapped in deep brown paper and sometimes had gold tips and had a flavor a bit like Nat Shermans. They were the best cigarettes ever made.

Black Russians had so much tar and nicotine their sale was banned.

by Roody October 14, 2006

Black Russian

A strain of weed that is covered in resin as it is growing and is completely black and is so potent that it takes 2 hit for a beginner to be baked

omg that Black Russian is so sticky

by blunt maker #1 December 10, 2009

Black Russian

An alcoholic drink, similar to a white russian, except substituting milk for coke.

Contains Vodka, Kahlua and Coke

"If the Dude spiced it up a lil, h'ed be drinking black russians"

"You'd never see a black russian named boris"

by Pengwan March 19, 2005

Black Russian

Alcoholic cocktail containing vodka and brandy.

-"One Black Russian please."
-"How do you make that sir?"
-"Aha, now I will tell you how..."

by brendan September 7, 2004

black russian

after fucking a girl long and hard in the ass, you pull it out and put it back in her pussy.

lauren got a wicked infection after getting a black russian

by steg0saur November 17, 2006

black russian

An alcoholic drink: one part of kalhua and three parts of vodka; serve in a tumbler glass with plenty of ice cubes

Black Russian is great for after dinner

by Pierre Sm April 24, 2006