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phoofing

The act of sucking farts from your partners anus
I stayed in last night for an evening of phoofing with the wife
by randystyles November 3, 2008
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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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poofle sniffer

a person who smells bicycle seats after spin class.
That guy at the gym is a total poofle sniffer, he totally smelled my bicycle seat,look at the face he just made!!
by fastalkerus September 16, 2010
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Poof Ninja

A 'poof ninja' is the most extremely radical creature in all the galaxy. It can poof from one place to another and sneak up behind you. This usually leads to slicing your throat open and screaming poof!
Elissa: Dakota is a poof Ninja!
Vikki: So I've heard!
Dakota: *Poofs* *Slices Vikki's throat open* POOOOOOOOOF!!!!!
by Myoki December 25, 2008
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pak poof

one of pak(mr) sweet's 'nickname'. one of several. It means he is a gay nerd and loves little children.

pak pov schlong
by Pak Pov November 28, 2004
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sorority poof

a special poof that only sorwhority girls wear (ahem ADII, AOII,
CHI O etc) . usually with shoulder-length hair, side-bangs down, and a half pony-tail poofed up a RIDICULOUS amount. some will actually take the time to get ready and wear them to class with their giant prada bags, chanel sunglasses, t-shirts with letters etc. the also wear them to frat parties (SAE)

it makes them look like fucking retards wherever they go.
clarissa (sorority girl): OMFG i CANNOT get my sorority poof to stay up straight!!!!!!

random GDI walking by: well thats a good thing bc it makes you look like a FAGGOT.
by muffin cup April 29, 2009
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Poof

a person who puts false meanings on this site. someone who uses it to compliment their girlfriends, or insult people. a person who has no real idea how words work. a person who is ruining this site.
Many people who use this site are poofs. Those who use it to add meanings to names, or the wrong ones to words.

Guy1: look. i put a funny meaning on this site. harharhar.
Dude1: no man; you're just a poof.
by 'anon' but spelt wrong... December 28, 2005
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