poobumitus

This disease is caused by the collection of parasites feasting on the rich blood of Vampire bats. Human hair mimics the apperance and perfect habitat of the bat's warm and fluffy coat, so when around these bats becareful for human hair is the perfect nesting sight for this parasite.

Symptoms include: Itchy ring, sticky bum cheeks, constant diarrhoea and constant vomiting.

However the cure is to eat a mix of dock leaves spiced with apple seeds.

Jake was n't careful about the vampire bats and unfortunately was diagnosed with poobumitus

by Dr. Kylilous March 30, 2018

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

poob

the definition of poob is a complement.

you poob

by emoest of rthe rATSFREHRYKJMKF November 21, 2018

Pooboobs

Female breasts, particularly a pair that tends to look really sad and/or droopy.

“Hey, check out these uncensored tiddlers”
“Wow, those are pooboobs”
“Pooboobs?”
“Pooboobs.”

by Indginman January 25, 2019

Poody

A colored spot on the floor mainly found in parking garages they are usually are black but they come in many colors. Rare poody is green and red these colors are very valuable and rare. It can also be used as an insult.

Hubert cumberdale : you look like a poody

Jeremy Fisher: I’m telling on you

by Nigjetbv June 15, 2019

Poob

When you have to poop but only water comes out. Brown, stinky water.

Dude! After I had Taco Bell yesterday, I poobed for like an hour!

by buffaloneyy September 29, 2019

Poobalou

Poobalou, or poobaloo is an affectionate, lighthearted term of endearment. Example: What’s new, Poobalou?

What’s new, Poobalou? How’s my Poobalou?

by MsContessa September 30, 2019