Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.

"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."

by scannin July 24, 2008

pooking

Pooping and puking simultaneously or in close succession.

I heard you got food poisoning. How long was it before you stopped pooking?

by pandaplay October 6, 2011

PkingStreet

Famous, and strongest in an online massive game called runescape. Has a deep-end hatred for skilling and is a prod.
combat noob.

No one can defeat PkingStreet at combat! Sg_Dragon2 tried and perished into the next world.

by Igudpk July 16, 2009

pooking

Uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.

I was pooking hard for the plane to arrive

by UseMyWords March 12, 2010

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

pokin' the rat

Anything and Everthing you want it to be

Last night I was at a party, and I saw Dawson pokin' the rat!

by MrR3ap3r August 17, 2016