Po' Man's Yarmulke

The act involving the complete insertion of one's head into the uterus of a woman who's just given birth, detaching the placenta with a quick back-and-forth slashing motion. After pulling your head out, you wear the placenta for a period of 8 days.

Tyrone Goldstein is rockin' a sweet po' man's yarmulke.

by Tyrone Goldstein April 22, 2007

Po-Pimpin

When a person has a cell phone, but no car.
To talk on a cell phone while walking or on a bus stop.

I saw that fool at the bus stop po-pimpin.

by Doug Grimes May 15, 2008

Po Hawk

1. (n) A Poseur Mohawk. The first stages of a mohawk, or Faux Hawk. Usually smaller than the Faux Hawk, usually worn by preppy turds who want to look like they belong on the Disney Channel.

Ryan Seacrest's Po Hawk has slowly evolved into a full-blown Faux Hawk!

by dhawk123 March 2, 2009

PO'edness

The level of emotion put forth for the act of being pissed off at somone of somthing.

Man i got so much PO'edness in my right now

by Tron Baker 21 August 29, 2005

PO-NOG-RA-FA!

The broken-up, back-water way Republican Jesse Helms refers to pornography as told by Bill Hicks

-Skin flicks.... or as Jesse Helms calls it, PO-NOG-RA-FA! I don't think you can be against something until you can pronounce it correctly- Bill Hicks

by cmharris October 7, 2009

po-buldge-head-phobia

when someone has a fear of big heads

you have po-buldge-head-phobia.

by feindish-potatoe23 April 16, 2011

Po' the fuck up

To roll out; to man up; to get one's shit together and get on with one's life.

Guy 1) "Dude, my girl just dumped me, I don't know what I'm gonna do"
Guy 2) "Nigga, you gotta po' the fuck up."

by Kearney2013 July 16, 2013