piersma

the hottest/bustiest/fuckin coolest librarian in the god damn universe and we love you

dude when piersma put her hair down was it wrong of me to want to pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey.

by scotty May 19, 2004

Piper

A person who is beautiful, smart and a reliable friend who brings two people together but never get's one herself.

"That girl over there is hot, is that Piper?"

by The God! April 30, 2019

Piper Papir

Another word for Penis
also more fun to say than penis

suck my piper papir
insert your piper papir
you better put a condom on your piper papir

by Ematts27 September 20, 2019

Piers

Piers, also known as a male that's an absolute God. Can be found in the wild foraging for women.

"Look at that guy over there in the woods, he's foraging for something, probably women. Wow. That guy is such a Piers."

by Michael.Craig February 13, 2020

piper

piper is a beautiful little sole. she likes to eat pickles and flush them down the toilet. keep a piper in your life... ;)

person 1: damn whos that

person 2: oh, thats piper ;)
person 1: ahh i see :lin:

by ThexLeanxGod December 12, 2020

Piper

Turd. A piping hot shit.

Claude left a Piper in the kitchen, what a disgrace.

by Jack 2927a June 11, 2022

Writing Papers

To masturbate vigorously..

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"

by second nature October 28, 2013