(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010

by LoverofDilfs July 23, 2023

Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"
by BJ Titzengolph August 10, 2017

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"
" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"
"No I was a pilot without passengers"
by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
by cockran April 4, 2019

An activity planned as a test or trial. A trial, run, test. The act of testing something.
Synonyms: Trial, model, test, sample, or experiment.
Synonyms: Trial, model, test, sample, or experiment.
by anonymous September 26, 2023

A box pilot is defined as an individual who possesses significant vaginal prowess. A true box pilot never losses his way and is able to navigate and pleasure said vagina with ease.
by TheRealJR December 4, 2013
