Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

Rat Pivot

When a professional wrestler sell's to the crowd. But actually is scanning the crowd for the opposite sex

After a giant clothesline from Okada, Karl Anderson spent 30 seconds leaning over the top rope trying to gather himself but was actually doing a Rat Pivot.

by @Badmoneyslim March 25, 2019

The Hamilton Pivot

When someone is drinking high quality alcohol all night, and then chooses to drink something of significantly lesser quality to end of the night.

The name is derived from the town of Hamilton, Ontario, a city one hour removed from Toronto, Ontario.

We were drinking shots of Patrón for hours, and then this guy pulled The Hamilton Pivot. Ordered a round of Jim Beam, and then went right home.

by panzermega June 17, 2016

Twenty One Pilots

Two guys named Tyler Joesph and Josh Dun that made the best band on earth and like to except grammys with no pants on 😂

Twenty one pilots is the best band ever |-/

by |-/ is life February 20, 2017

Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.

Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.

by Hermees July 22, 2011

pitot

Pitot is a measuring instrument. Mostly used in aviation, measuring air pressure and giving a true airspeed.

Aircraft use pitot for airspeed and static for altitude. Pitot static system.

by J_Hawk January 9, 2008

pivot

A pivot is where a start-up company decides to switch direction in how they make their revenue. This is often after their first plan results in failure. Pivot as relates to entrepreneurship.

The yellow widget drew two dollars in sales, so the company did a pivot and decided to sell the pink widgets.

by DJmeems April 27, 2011