When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer
Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night
by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019
Get the Perry the platypusmug. by Lilandy May 27, 2023
Get the Perry madrinmug. The Matthew Perry combo is when you get high on both ketamine and buprenorphine at the same time. (His previous heart/artery issues combined with this combination is what caused his death, not the combo itself). You will indeed get zooted off your ass if you take this combo, and is a phenomenal concoction of scientific wonders that will take you from the 3rd dimension to the 3.5th dimension.
Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.
by Dfenley December 8, 2024
Get the Matthew Perry Combomug. 
He is so tall, handsome, and you know he is packing a lot. He has brown hair, brown eyes and towers over me whenever we work on a school project. Its so hot!
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022
Get the Andrew Perrymug. Like a bread bowl. Perry Bowles is the act of eating a hearty soup. (Typically a mixture of beef stew and rice). After ingesting the mixture, you lick the females anus and upon inserting your tongue. Barfing in between in cheeks (which is the potato bread) into the butthole. Thus filling the asshole with a hot soupy mixture.
by Turk92 December 15, 2019
Get the Perry Bowledmug. This is new slang for anal performed in a soft, caring and, typically, an overly sensual manner. Stems from blending the words “penis” and “derrière” together. A “gentle and loving P in the derrie” is a “Perry”.
by Nikki_C March 9, 2024
Get the Perrymug.