Period receipts

The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.

For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!

by cockboy69 March 30, 2008

period fart

n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.

v. To expel a period fart (see above).

A couple is having a romantic dinner.

Man: "Are you on your period?"

Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"

Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*

by Swushi November 3, 2009

Period poo

Something a 12 or 13 yr old would say after they end a conversation

Just stop making a big deal about it, end of conversation, period poo!

by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021

Period Blood Barbeque

A complete and total mess. i mean think about it......what would everyones reaction be when they find out the food that they have been eating at the barbeque is marinated in period blood. just terrible...

"That test was a god damn Period blood barbeque. I dont think i got a single answer right"

"His fantasy football team is a fucking Period Blood barbeque, just a mess"

by moose donovon October 31, 2011

Period Rage

Alternate term for PMS. Term was coined by Mortimer A. London when I was bitching at him and he said "That's just your period rage talking."

I don't feel like arguing, why don't you just call me once you're over your period rage.

by Hatebear August 13, 2003

Period period

True; backing up a correct statement

When Mila said that fantasy football was “so basic” the youngp responded with “period period” meaning he fully understood

by Abbymaack November 25, 2017

period juice

The remnant 'juice' left behind from a woman who's been on their period. Seen most often in a restroom on a toilet. Repulsive to most.

"Kaitlin! Get your period juice off the toilet!"

Dov's favorite drink is period juice.

by Kyle Bryan December 11, 2007