five-percenter

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).

Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"

by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003

percafetory

a word with no real definition
to get people to reveal their "honesty"

ask your friend" dude dont they look percafetory?" and if he says "yes" you will know hes a liar

by ari September 21, 2003

Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").

Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").

by bainsteven March 8, 2011

perch and rotate

Go fuck yourself

Go perch and rotate masturbate by mounting that fence post dildo any inanimate object

by Ilalo October 28, 2017

Perc

Will Pearce

Human

Perc:
Short arms
Buff
Anger issues

by CPAINPIPE April 12, 2022

Percavated

When you turnt off da perky

Logyn: Ayo twizzy you was percavated when we was listening to yeat last night you buckettttttt

by tonka123 January 26, 2023

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"

by PTHmatt November 22, 2007