peachist

One who is prejudice in nature towards peaches.

Marina is a peachist. She stabbed one with a for once.

by Maskedcanadian November 7, 2005

parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

Peachtree Academy

A place for conservatives and republicans to hang out with other conservatives and republicans and talk about their fear of going to hell.

Peachtree Academy "Educator": You're all going to hell and are sinners! Take up your guns and go for the liberals!
Student Body: (monotone) All hail George Bush!!!

by ilovehimbutonlyonmyown January 10, 2015

Peach Muffin

1. A particularly pink, hairless vagina. Usually lacking pubic hair, these specimens are a rare sight to behold and should be savored with the utmost care. Tastes better after a visit to the pastry shop. Beware, frequent indulgence may lead to muffin munchies.

2. Euphemism for vagina.

3. A Buttermilk muffin garnished with peaches.

Example 1: Aj: Dude-bro, so Jess invited me to this pastry shop yesterday and kept raving about their muffins.

Tony: HAHA wtf , please tell me you munched her muffin!
AJ: I'm getting to that you halfwit...so after we had our fill of confections, her sly little self took me to a condo she was house sitting....
Tony: Damn dude what did y'all do?
AJ: We never got to third base, but we did everything leading to it...I swear man, the gods have gifted her with a peach muffin....it tasted so sweet.
Tony: *snickers* All hail AJ, muffin man in the flesh.... conqueror of peach muffins!
AJ: STFU you nerd.

Example 2: Jeff: Say Seth, have you ever tasted a peach muffin?
Seth: Ew dude peaches are gross!
Seth's girlfriend: *Slaps Seth silly* You asshole! You told me you didn't mind the taste
Jeff: I knew you were a homo.
Seth: WTF! How was I supposed to know what that meant.
Seth's girlfriend: Read the urban dictionary for once!!
Jeff: yeah dumbass!

Example 3: Sam told Sally and Jim that he was going to get peach muffins from the local bakery. Jim said he hated peaches and prefers kolaches. Sally was thrilled that she got to eat peach muffins with her best friend Sam yet she also would like a kolache. Sam and Sally went to the bakery together. Jim is no longer friend with Sam.

by aleven12 July 2, 2017

Peach PRC

Peach PRC is a musician who has grown most of her following on TikTok. She makes videos varying from singing to lifestyle.

“Have you hear Peach PRC’s new song Josh?”
“Yeah, it’s really good!”

by Lollotsoflove February 25, 2021

whild peach

Outkast's backup band that also plays covers. (Lil john, twista, Dr. Dre, Led Zepplin, REd hot chili peppers) They tour the southeast- mostly frat house parties.

fucking incredible www.whildpeach.com

by fuck the haters January 7, 2005

Hostess Peach Pie

The best tasting thing ever but it's never in stock.

Man that Hostess Peach Pie was the BE. I ate it up like it aint nothin. Pladow!

by MicMac23 July 9, 2009