Pastries

the new hot shoes that the Simmons sisters came out with

Friend:Did you cop a pair of pastries yet?
Girl: Na girl. I gotta get mine today!

by Moochmama August 5, 2008

kurdish pasty

a phrase that can be used in almost any situation, as an exclamation, a derisory term or even a cryptic synonym for vagina but probably not actually what it would appear to be.

Bob: can i have a bite of your kurdish pasty?
Anne: NO! FUCK OFF! YOU KURDISH PASTY!!!

by The March Hare January 11, 2005

pasty ass white boi

PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On

Steven AKA the MINESVILLIAN

by giggidy October 8, 2004

Pastryography

The enjoyment of delicious pastries, desserts and other confections, in a provocative, erotic and pornographic manner, with the intent to cause sexual arousal.

As I smeared chocolate ganache down his chest, I realized that I enjoyed pastryography too much. We would never be the same again...

by Pastry Bitch September 16, 2009

pastrophied

The dual state of being both pasty and atrophied after a long inactive winter indoors. The more northern the climate and the more lazy the individual, the more severe the state.

When spring came and my wife tried on her new bathing suit, she looked completely pastrophied.

by Mattydog June 29, 2009

pasty fuck

A sexual activity with a hot pastry or an extremely pale human being

"Do you think Ash puts his dick in a large Cornish?"

"Wouldn't put it past him, but with his spunk coloured complexion Cobb's definitely a pasty fuck"

by Bearded Cunt December 8, 2015

pasty whacker

Term used to describe a fat person or a wanker.

"Tim, put down that burger you pasty whacker!"

by ThatGuyHelm October 14, 2016