Sexual partner

That man or woman or person who shares all your most intimate sexual moments with you on a daily or long-term basis, he or she being of either sex, or, occasionally the same sex, or, sometimes, being a mix of sexes, or occasionally someone of no sex at all (but that does not often happen). In normal sexual relationships, mostly being someone of either one sex or another who, with his or her partner of choice, enjoy carnal knowledge of each other on a long-term basis, as according to the sexual preference of either partner.

Come, my dear, be my sexual partner, either for a day or two or maybe even the rest of our lives, or maybe even come skipping up the aisle with me and, with a bit of luck, and in the meantime, we’ll also have some fun between the sheets whenever we want to, weather permitting.

by Zamboozee May 4, 2011

Partnership

The mutual business.

Ok, Joe. Look here. We three rob that damned bank. Share for three? No thats bad. Kill the third.
Then, we kill another. And no need to share!
I will call it... Partnership

by LordCrimson December 22, 2008

parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

by von herring October 28, 2004

patonkatonk

The absolute best word for bootay
must be said while moving hands in a vertical up and down motion at about shoulder width apart

that lady has a nice patonkatonk

by Capt. Dick Smack July 9, 2005

Alleged Homosexual Life Partner

May be shortened to AHLP. An AHLP is an individual under the accusation, assumption or suspicion of being another individual's same-gendered monogamous life mate.

May be pronounced A-H-L-P or ahlp.

Man 1:"Who's that guy hanging all over Chad?"
Man 2: "You mean the one in the tight pants and the argyle sweater?"
Man 2: "Oh, that's Trent, Chad's Alleged Homosexual Life Partner"
Man 1: "Oh! I didn't know they were dating! How tricky! I'd like to make him my AHLP..."

by Your Friendly Neighborhood Dyke April 28, 2008

domestic partnership

Too big of a pussy to stand up and tell her/ him to Fuck off!, Pussy, no spine...penisless

I'm Rudy, I'm afraid of marriage will a domestic partnership work for you sweetheart?

by 06rubican January 29, 2018

paton

Cool small welsh person - with a fiery celtic temper

That Paton is really scary!

by Paton79 December 16, 2004