A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.
The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.
by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006
Get the Whore Parent mug.The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.
It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.
by 1bigreg November 21, 2011
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Extra details inserted into a sentence (spoken or written). Usually the details are just relevant enough to be included, even though everything would be perfectly clear (though possibly less interesting) without them.
Everything in (parethesis) is a parenthetical, for example: "I have no regrets, thank God (and praise Satan)."
by Jollygoodsir September 29, 2015
Get the Parenthetical mug.Like Senioritis, only worse. Strikes usually half way through the summer after coming home from college to live with your folks for four tortuous months. Symptoms include wearing headphones to block out excessive parental noise, spending your days 24/7 at work or at a friend's house, suddenly becoming introverted, or living entirely in your bedroom, just to escape from the phenomenon of parents wishing to speak to you about the most random shit.
by benlen August 22, 2011
Get the parenitis mug.A solo-parent is another way of saying single parent but does not reflect on a person's relationship status. This person parents their child(ren) on their own but was or is not necessarily single.
by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014
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The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.
All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...
The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.
All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...
'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
Get the Co-Parenting mug.(1) Parents who are over-protective or over-restrictive.
(2) Parents who control every aspect of their child's life.
-The idea being that they are so predictable that they are like computers and/or robots.
(2) Parents who control every aspect of their child's life.
-The idea being that they are so predictable that they are like computers and/or robots.
by Johnathan The Poignant June 4, 2005
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