Pondmitzvah

Initial time your child swims/surfs/wakeboards etc. in a retention pond. Usually the result of peer pressure. Requires multiple showers afterwards.

Dude, did you see Luke yesterday? He had his Pondmitzvah.

by Beach Momma June 2, 2010

ponderous potato

When someone does something out of curiosity but it annoys you.

Guy 1 "I tried shaving my ass.."
Guy 2 "You're such a ponderous potato!"

by FriesPlease September 22, 2014

Pondactacitus

when you chuck your nugget spastic of a son in your local pond while yelling 'in the name of the lord'

i gave jeffrey Pondactacitus this weekend because he hit me in the nuts with a jolly rancher

by Gandriana The Flapper September 17, 2016

Ponderous

A heavy metal band, formed by Ryan Vandelinder and Steven Ash

The band ponderous is awesome

by RyanVandelinder June 9, 2018

Ponduk

A person, usually a girl, characterized with his/her large in scale nose.

Hey bro, did you see the solar eclipse yesterday?
Nah man, i was with Mark. That guy’s such a ponduk.

Hey dude, I heard you scored at the club last night.
Yeah man, but she kept poking me in the eye, left me almost blind.
Why?
That girl was a fucking ponduk.

by Pachikaka April 26, 2020

PondeN

PondeN is a world wide known twitch streamer, He is most known for looking like tintin and also winning the AFR T2 Austria World Championship for Renault.

You will most likely find PondeN having fun with his chat and spinning in the f1 game

Wow that is a PondeN

by bottlerrr September 6, 2021

Pondu

A type of species which have pond in their face. And some time bubble in 10 m away from it. These species are mainly find In Pondicherry,pondisthan.

Girl 1:- Do you have seen boy with pond
Girl 2:- Yes, he is called pondu

by Pondu November 22, 2021