Plasterfaced

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.

John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.

by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006

Patera

Boat used of frequent from the clandestine ones to enter Spain

On this Patera he doesn't sail well

by Gold_Snake October 1, 2008

planteriumnerfic

the plot of plants to take over the world; someone working with plants to take over the world

The gardener a planteriumnerfic, he hates his own kind.

by infomercial April 22, 2011

Paternity

Patter is Related biological specimen or pattern assimulated by your mom to make you.

Paternity, mindset of boasting about having descendents.

paternity used ensure in heritance from kings, now its tool to extrort .

by blaspheme your maker May 1, 2016

Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?

My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.

by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018

Paternal Instincts

A man's natural and pre-planned action for the safety and protection of his offsprings.

He immediately jumped in the river to save his daughter from drowning as his paternal Instincts kicked in.

by Jaip October 18, 2018

Plate

Word used to define someone who flakes on a plan or says something and then does not do it.

Matthew: I’m gonna get plastered every night on this beach trip

*Second Night*

Matthew: I’m too tired tonight I think I’m just gonna pass out

Josh: Man I knew you were a plate

by TUTIMAN807 March 22, 2020