patty eaten and buns untouched

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.

Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016

perty

pretty

that gal over there sure is perty

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Pettycab

A mode of transportation facilitated by petty people.

Oh lort, here comes Jess rolling up in her pettycab...

Uh oh! Pettycab is in town!

by harlie roque March 23, 2017

patty-smack

spanking a girl's beef curtains till they turn red.

That bitch loves the patty-smack.

by Antenna February 14, 2008

patty whistlin'

Essentially, farting. The noise that comes out of your butthole as flatulence escapes betwixt your buttcheeks (patties, if you will). The term is especially relevant if the fart itself is melodic.

"That's some nice patty whistlin', boy." fart farting pooting toots tootin'

by pattypatrol November 24, 2014

pettifoggery

It refers to engaging in trivial arguments or activities, consuming energy better spent on important matters. Bicker or quibble over trifles or unimportant matters.
Origin: Pettifogger was two separate words: “Pettie Fogger” and “Pettie” was a variant spelling of “petty” and “fogger” may come from the word “fugger” used for hucksters and small-time operator of a shady business.

They should spend less time dreaming up new forms of pettifoggery and more time working on real issues.

by Mama Cup March 27, 2019

Krusty Patty

When you make your girl shit herself, keep wearing the shitty panties for 3 days, and on the fourth day take them off and begin eating the wonderful crust inside.

Rich: Yeah, I frequently make my wife do the Krusty Patty for my pleasure.

Joan: This is a PTA meeting.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF September 20, 2020