painted rust

when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead

structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago

we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes

by dihydromonoxide December 19, 2011

Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 July 18, 2016

paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 28, 2008

coochie paint

When you paint with your cooter

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting

by cooter paint May 8, 2021

microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023

Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022