Octapussy

A female groupie for the UFC that sleeps with MMA fighters

Look at all the Octapussy hanging around the octagon

by Jonny_carwash October 7, 2017

Octopissy

Medical condition defined by the dire need to urinate shortly after the rapid consumption of 7-7.5 pints of alcoholic beverage.
Symptoms include: slurring of speach, swelling of the lower abdomen leading to acute pain in said area. And occasionally in cronic cases, vomiting on footwear

Budge out mate, the octopissy's kicking in. Where's the small room?

by WainyC70 September 10, 2018

Octopiss

When you cover your entire body in piss and stick to a wall

Guy 1: what happened

Guy 2: (covered in piss) I did an octopiss

by Bigboynowandimveryscary December 21, 2019

OCTOPAUSE

Pronounced Oc-TO-Purse; a term used to describe women who keep eight dates without fear of anyone finding out. She pauses anyone who finds out and replaces him with another immediately. She always have 8 men in her life.

Jenny is an Octopause, you are man number 8.

by Igbotic February 13, 2020

Octosus

The maximum amount a person can be sus AKA 8x the regular amount of sus

Evan is Octosus because he cannot spell octopus.

by BuckTheCyclopesDuck April 21, 2022

Octopuc Coochie

When she orgasms eight times on a hockey puck and then shoves it up the coochie.

Greg: you should've seen last nights game. Stacie pulled a octopuc coochie!

by Stacie. August 29, 2022

Octopiss

Octopiss occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals.

When trust is an all time high, and when care is an all time low, when you both gotta go, don’t dismiss, Octopiss.

by blondeblue16 September 4, 2022